| SimFarm |
[13th Nov, 2009|23:06] |
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I went to Love, Inc. today and saw SimFarm for $3. I bought it and opened it at home. It's on two 3 1/2" floppies. It looks like it's never been opened. The original reciept from when it was bought in 1995 is still in the box. A guy named Gunderson bought it for $18 with a credit card at Best Buy. There's a registration card, a couple user/installation guides, and even an order form for 5 1/4" floppies in case you don't have a 3 1/2" drive. It's so fucking old! This game came out in 1993 and the one I bought for $3 has never been used. I'm so fucking excited for SimFarm!
This is really exciting. If you aren't excited as well, then you don't like retro things.
Too bad this isn't some kind of collector's item. It could sell for a lot.
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| What am I doing these days? |
[5th Nov, 2009|07:14] |
Well, not much.
School is getting more difficult as time goes on. I'm also wondering if they'll let me take a week off to go hunting.
I'm looking for historical fiction, erotic historical fiction, and anything else interesting. I'm starting off with the Dear America series because I remember reading one and it was really good. They also have other related books about royalty I might look at. Then I selected some books from lists. I chose my favourite time periods (around WWII, 20th century immigration, Tudor and Elizabethan periods, etc.) and found books. I'm also thinking of glancing at some American Girl books just for kicks. I'm very excited about the erotic historical novels because I've never read an erotic book before.
( Here's a description for one called <u>Captivation</u> )
I don't think I have much else to tell.
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| Faces of Death: Are You Ready? |
[28th Oct, 2009|19:22] |
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When I was younger, I was pretty morbid. As I got older, I got worse. But I see it as necessary. If you expose yourself and desensitise yourself, you will be ready. Ready for the zombie invasion.
At some point in your life, you may have to face the possibility that your mom and best friend are attacked by zombies and that you have to shoot them. If you don't, you will die. So watch those weird videos on the internet and play those video games, because it will prepare you.
These ideas just came along when I stumbled upon an old 80s movie called Faces of Death. It had a bunch of clips of people dying. Some were real, some were fake, and some were reenactments. I haven't seen it yet but I want to. Meanwhile, I find what I can on YouTube. I found a forum full of gross shit too. I saw a lady who was cut in pieces by a train. It was neat.
Nothing much else to report here. I'm trying to quit smoking but if I don't, I throw up. D:
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| MRI |
[25th Sep, 2009|15:48] |
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I'm going to be getting an MRI because they found nothing unusual about my blood tests. Meanwhile, I keep throwing up everything I eat. It sucks. I hate being sick.
I wanted cigarettes yesterday so I told Josh if he bought me some, I'd give him a blow job. lol I'm my bf's whore.
I can't wait to hang out with Marta this coming week!! :) But I'm also nervous about my MRI. D:
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| They Don't Know What's Wrong |
[25th Sep, 2009|12:11] |
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So I went to the doctor about my concerns with being dizzy and lightheaded a lot. They did some blood tests and found nothing. I have to go in for an MRI to make sure it's not my brain. Scary.
Our electricity was turned off for a day but it's back on now. We got a cookie from the electric company.
It was Josh's birthday yesterday and we got drunk. It was fun.
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| WTF Vista? Do you want to die? |
[16th Sep, 2009|12:18] |
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So I've been having trouble with Windows Update and Control Panel even after I restored the factory Service defaults. I figured out that some files probably got corrupted so I opened command prompt to run sfc/scannow. It told me I have to be an administrator to use it. So I had to make a shortcut for command prompt and run it as an admin. Vista is probably more gay than Mac. We all know that I have out-dated hate of Macs because they sucked cock in the 90s but now they're not so bad but my prejudice remains. Anyway, yeah Vista is the biggest turd in computer history.
So the scan is running now and I hope it can fix my problem. If not, Josh is making his 1TB hard drive into an external for the laptop, so I can put all my shit on there and just install XP.
I think I'm anemic. For the past week (any many days in the past), I have been light-headed and kinda dizzy, very tired, etc. It's actually starting to frustrate me so much that I cry. Feeling out of it for a whole week straight is just so uncomfortable and I can't stand it anymore. Hopefully I'll get to the doctor next week.
Josh and I found a microwave and some utensils at his mom's house so now we can eat food. It's neat.
Seriously, I want someone to run my head over with a truck because it feels so floaty and annoying.
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| Oh My, I Believe I Should Post! |
[9th Sep, 2009|21:48] |
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This time, with headings!
Boyfriend
Still going strong with Josh. He's being evicted because his room mate didn't pay her half of the rent for 2 months. He might live with his mom, he might live with me, he might live in a van down by the river. We don't know. He sold the Rabbit and is driving the Buick Century. He'll either buy the black 91 Rabbit from Oconomawoc, buy the Buick from his mom, or look for the Caddy of his dreams. I'm crossing my fingers for the Rabbit but it's not officially up for sale yet and needs work on the convertible top.
Games
Gave up on trying to finish Assassin's Creed (started in February of this year). It's way too hard toward the end. I have Sims 3 and I'm playing it once in awhile. Very cool game. I won awesomely at Oval Office: Commander in Chief and now I'm looking at Sim City Societies. I'm playing FEAR 2 with Marta. I tried finishing Silent Hill Origins but the walkthrough we're using makes it a tedious and sometimes impossible game. I'm just so tired of it. I love the Silent Hill series but shit, this is terrible. Exmortis 3 came out for download, but you have to fork over money for this one. I played the demo and discovered it's really not worth buying or playing for free anyway. It's nothing like the first two; it's too complicated and is more of a shooter than a point-and-click horror game. I found the last key in I Spy: Fantasy, the one I was angry about not being able to find.
School
Started school on the 31st of August. I have two classes at a time that last 9 weeks. It's easy but yet still stressful at times. I am downloading a complete pack thing for Rosetta Stone v2. I want to learn Dutch and Swedish, and also work on my Russian, German, and Spanish. I'm very excited.
Other Things
I'm still working on getting SSI. The board of doctors is reading over my files and evaluating my case, so that's a good sign. If and when I get approved, Josh and I may get an apartment and live happily together with our kitties. Of course, kitties are expensive to take care of.
I;'m in the process of moving off of my family desktop and onto my own laptop. I also have to install XP and then set up my oldschool gaming system. It's going to be a lot of work but hopefully Josh will help me.
I'll try to write in here more often. Most of my friends have abandoned their livejournals. It makes me a little sad. I will try not to let mine fall by the wayside.
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| IT'S LIKE I'M WEARING NOTHING AT ALL! |
[21st Aug, 2009|15:13] |
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So I was on the internet, specifically on IGN, and I came across a forum thread titled something like, "Is sex better without a condom than with one?". I read a few posts, generally funny because of the subject matter. Then I came across a post that said something like, "I like foreign condoms. They're not as regulated and they feel like I'm wearing nothing at all." Instantly, it reminded me of the Simpsons when Flanders goes skiing and wears a tight suit and Homer is traumatised by it and in his head Flanders is like, "It's like I'm wearing nothing at all. Nothing at all. NOTHING AT ALL." I kept reading posts and someone posted a GIF of Flanders with the "nothing at all" and I just started geeking my ass off. I was so glad someone else thought of it because it was hilarious.
On a different, sadder topic, the car finally died. Our little green VW Rabbit blew a head gasket this morning and was pronounced dead. It just got a new fuel coil thing too. It was running better. It started without any problems. And then it blew up. D: I'll miss that little car. But we're getting a newer one, a 95 VW Cabriolet I believe. It has air conditioning. Yay!
[EDIT:] Car is not dead, just needs $200-$300 of work. Meanwhile we ride the station wagon
Smoking is both glorious and horrible. I might quit soon. Maybe.
Going camping in a few days with Josh and his mommy. Then I start school on the 30th or something.
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| Michael Jackson's Moonwalker AVGN |
[23rd Jul, 2009|08:29] |
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The nerd talks about one of our favourite games. He's right about those fucking zombies. I only watched Marta play that part and even I was scared and frustrated. But man I wish I could find out who the boss is and why he wants all those little girls.
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| Scratches: The Director's Cut Part 2 |
[22nd Jul, 2009|21:55] |
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I finished the game with t he help of a walkthrough. And shit, was it scary. I don't want to spoil it for anyone, so I can't really tell you what was scary about it except that fucking painting I told you about in last post. There's also an extra chapter added to the director's cut that happens right before the house is to be demolished. It ties up a few loose ends and scares the remaining crap out of you. Not only is it a creepy Victorian mansion with all kinds of scary evil things, it is now abandoned, covered with graffiti, looted, and way dirtier than before.It's like mixing Jaws, IT, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and Dolls all in one.
But it was a damn good game. Kinda hard at times, but fun.
Next I will be playing Syberia II. I have already played the first Syberia but I didn't write about it. It was a pretty good game. It had automatons and mammoths and mystery. It's like Nancy Drew games for grown ups. So now I'm playing the second one where they might actually GO to Syberia.
Also, I've been watching Angry Videogame Nerd videos. If you haven't seen him, he's pretty much me with a penis. He swears at old games and complains about shittiness and comes up with crazy insults like taking a diarrhea vomit dump out his dick. Yeah, it's awesome.
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| Atari Porn |
[22nd Jul, 2009|08:37] |
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I've been watching Angry Videogame Nerd videos and had to post this one.
Looks like a mission for Marta and I.
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| Scratches: The Director's Cut |
[21st Jul, 2009|20:43] |
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Holy fuck. Before playing this game, I read the reviews and they made it sound like this was the scariest game ever... it fucking is.
I'm not very far, I'll admit, but it's creepy. You're in this 3 story mansion and there's scratching noises and I went into this one room and it was full of paintings and drawings. These drawings made me say, "WTF OMG We're gonna die." It won't let me take a screen capture but omg it's scary shit. And right in front of the attic stairs is a copy of the painting called "The Hands Resist Him". I've talked about this painting before, it scares me. Look it up, it's a real creepy painting. After I saw the painting last night, I stopped playing immediately, only to resume when daylight returned to my house.
I wish Marta was here to play it with me cuz Josh won't. :( I also think we need to play Fatal Frame, that shit's crazy.
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| Last Half of Darkness: Shadows of the Servants |
[12th Jul, 2009|19:38] |
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This is a game I've owned for a year or so now. I'm playing it right now and remembered that it's a really shitty game and I wonder why I even bought it. So I looked up some reviews of the game. All of them sing praise for it. Why? It's a terrible game! The plot has holes in it, circular logic, bad graphics. UGH It's just terrible.
I'm hoping Marta comes back before the end of summer so I can show her the shittiness of it. Hopefully by then I'll have some of those games off my wish list. Some of them would be perfect for Marta and I.
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| Wallace Shawn |
[12th Jul, 2009|18:18] |
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I finally found out what that horrible man's name is. It's Wallace Shawn. I think anyone who has ever seen him in a movie agrees that he should be killed. His voice is terrible and he always plays the villain probably because no one likes him anyway.
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| Games! |
[12th Jul, 2009|17:36] |
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Last night, I found a ton of games by Dreamcatcher that look excellent. If you want to see them, they're recently added to the Amazon portion of my wish list.
Also, you may or may not have noticed little people on my new web site. I like them. ^^
Here's one:
I'm going to go play games now.
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| LOLZ I'm bored. |
[10th Jul, 2009|22:42] |
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 LOLZ
So I finished playing The Haunting of Castle Malloy. It wasn't as good as I was expecting. But oh well, in a series, one must expect the good and the bad.
My stomach hurts and is expelling massive gases. I might throw up to make myself feel better.
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| Birthday Plans |
[10th Jul, 2009|15:33] |
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I have decided to not have a party because it costs too much and I'm terrified of people. But feel free to stop by my house or call. If you wish to give me a present, go to my wish list for some ideas.
I am still going to see Brüno in the theatre. I'm going with Josh next week, but feel free to tag along. Gimmie a call or an email or something and we'll make plans.
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| An LOL @ Exorcism |
[9th Jul, 2009|02:45] |
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I'm watching a bunch of DVDs put out by the History channel featuring the history behind things like vampires and witches. One of the DVDs focuses on demons and exorcism. They show videos of "real" exorcisms by this one priest guy. He asks the demons for their names. Now, obviously I believe that possession and demons are just primative explanations for sickness and mental illness, so watching these exorcisms is a real hoot. One lady claims to be possessed by a demon. The priest asks the demon what its name is. The woman replies, "Death". Ok, a person wouldn't be able to be possessed by a demon named Death because death is not a fucking demon. If these people want to be believed, they should at least do a quick Wikipedia search for a demon that is recognised in their religion. Seriously, you just sound stupid when you claim to be possessed by a demon named Death. You could have at least made up a cool-sounding name like Balihthor or something. Anyways, that moment made me LOL.
I also think people try to use the excuse that they are possessed to get away with bad behavior. You can't kill someone and claim to be possessed by demons. Or maybe your marriage isn't going so well, so you start hitting your wife; but you don't want to get in trouble, so you blame demons. You'd think that with all the knowledge we've aquired in the last 7 centuries, that we'd stop blaming demons for bad things we do.
It makes me so angry yet so amused at the same time. Seriously, that Death thing had me in tears because it was so funny. Fucking lame, lady.
That's all I have for now. Birthday plans starting soon.
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| Vacation and Website Moving |
[7th Jul, 2009|23:32] |
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First of all, I would like everyone to know I have moved my website. It's the same as it ever was with a few tiny differences, and also it is on Freewebs. Geocities is shutting down in October so I had to find a new webhost. I tried to make it a prettier website but I failed very much so I just stuck with the original. Hopefully after I finish school, it can look better.
I went up north for a week and had many adventures. Mostly with baby mice. See, we found some of our hamburger buns all chewed up so dad set a trap (he's afraid of mice but won't admit it). We caught one mouse and the chewing stopped. But then throughout our vacation, we found three baby mice in the cabin. One had a broken back and couldn't move his back legs. We put two of them outside and one returned. I then found the third one. I kept the two babies in a container and tried to feed them bread. They both ended up dying tho. I was a litle sad that my super tiny, super adorable baby mice were dead because my dad killed the mommy.
I miss Willard and Simon. :( My babies.
We went fishing and only caught two fish. Wel... I caught two fish. My parents caught nothing.
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